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How many Synthi owners does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he's been waiting 12 years for it to arrive.
Why did the pulse wave think the sine wave was a bit stupid?
Because the sine never achieved anything beyond his fundamentals.
Why didn't the sine wave want to be friends with the pulse wave?
Because he thought he was a square.
What's the most Canadian of electronic circuits?
The "VC, Eh?"
Why did the VCO go through the slew generator?
To get to the other glide.
How many Serge owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but he has to talk on the phone for an hour first.
How many Metasonix owners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to do it, and three to think up a name that involves genitalia for the bulb socket.
How many Chimera owners does it take to change a light bulb?
False question; no one owns a Chimera.
How many Dotcom owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, and two to make sure no one's ponytail gets in the way.
How many DSI owners does it take to change a light bulb?
There's nothing wrong with the light bulb. A little deoxit will fix the problem, honest.
How many Moog owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One to do it, two to overpay for it, one to complain that older light bulbs sounded better, and three to correct everyone's pronunciation of the word "bulb".